Truth of Life

SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The state takes one and gives it to someone else.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The state takes both of them and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The state takes both of them and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows. The state takes both of them and shoots you.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. The state takes both of them, kills one and spills the milk in the sewer.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

EXTREME CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and force the remaining cow to produce the milk of four cows. You are shocked when the cow dies.

Source: Economics textbook.